Sorry for the bait-and-switch, but this review is actually over at Electric Shadows. I hope it’s worth the extra click!
(1.5 / 5)
To say that Geostorm is as dumb as a bag of rocks is an insult to hardworking geological processes.
It’s not that time and energy, and roughly $120 million, didn’t go into the production – it’s that they did and, despite extensive reshoots, this is what we ended up with; a film, which if not quite putting the “disaster” into “disaster movie”, is certainly, on its own terms, a mess.…